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Joke of the Day

"My favorite here lately.... Helen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair...."

"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"

"*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? ""I'm a doctor"" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor"

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"

"[oc] I just bought a new computer. It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful."

"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."

"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."

"What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man."

"To all you ladder manufacturers, I got something to tell you. Step it up!"

"Exaggerations... ...went up by a million percent last year."