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Joke of the Day
"My favorite here lately.... Helen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair...."
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"I really hope Trump gets elected... Since i've never seen a president get assassinated before."
"Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy ""You're Wife Sarah says hello""."
"I owe a lot of money to a couple people you don't want to owe money to.... ... the winners of my fantasy football league"
"You could be on your deathbed but as long as you've got a slight fucking tan people will still comment on how well you look."
"14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal"
"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"
"Why do Africans get scared when they get diarrhea? Because they think they are melting...."
"Do you want to hear the funniest joke in the world? Me too."
"Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat Hee Grand Damen Fruehling Herbst elegant Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat"