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Joke of the Day
"Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things they say* *Listener discretion is advised"
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"A guy with a gun enters a bar... ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" He snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""You don't have enough bullets mate!"""
"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"
"How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!"
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"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"
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"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs."