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Joke of the Day

"Why was the desperate teen spinning in circles around the hot chick? Because he really wanted that beyblade."

"What's the difference between Texas and stupid? Nothing."

"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."

"What kind of bees do female ghosts have to deal with? Dead ones, you guys. Dead ones."

"I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content"

"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"

"I always have too much month left at the end of my money."

"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."

"Is the opposite of progress... ...congress?"

"do bird watchers not know about tv"