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Joke of the Day

"Why was the desperate teen spinning in circles around the hot chick? Because he really wanted that beyblade."

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"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."
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"A man walks into a bar.... ...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says... ""Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."""
"When I see you, I'm a 10... On the [Mohs scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness#Minerals)."