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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."
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"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"
"You can't go up in a down elevator... ...but you can go down in an up elevator"
"The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?"
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."
"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"
"How do you get certified as an interior decorator? You don't pull out"
"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."