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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wake up feeling like I figured something out, only to realize it was gibberish. My latest invention was ladders on airplanes."

"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"

"How good are the showers at Auschwitz? They're to die for."

"What do you call a well respected slave? A butler."

"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."

"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me."

"Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds"

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A zebra with a spear through its head."

"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."

"What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes Mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy"