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Joke of the Day

"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."

"LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?"

"Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too."

"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"

"What do robots do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"

"There's this guy at work who's giving his wife a gym membership & a vegetable juicer for her birthday tomorrow. His name was Tom."

"The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."

"What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings."

"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."

"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"