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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."
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"New year Happy happy new year a little boy said to his girlfriend happy new year girl said first give gift then celebrate happy new year"
"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"
"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""
"Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric."
"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"
"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is UUUUUUGLY!"
"It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night ... Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"