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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to a store, walks up front and greets the girl behind the counter: ""Hey, baby, do you believe in love at first sight?"" ""No"" ""Then I'll come back tomorrow"""

"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."

"Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough."

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.."

"[first day as London tour guide] And over there is the Tower of [frantically flips through guide book for like 20 minutes] Eiffel."

"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"

"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."

"To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car."

"What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!"