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Joke of the Day

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs."

"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.... She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

"What does Soylent Green taste like? It varies from person to person."

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."

"*Buys a bunch of wooden letters* Cashier: Feeling crafty? Me: Nope, just trying to make a name for myself."

"If I've learned anything from the Kardashians it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back."