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Joke of the Day

"What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick."

"No, you hang up first. Me to Pizza Hut"

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."

"Tension at work Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far."

"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"

"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."

"When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time. Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room."

"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"

"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"