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Joke of the Day

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy. Feels good till you look down and realize you're gay (Credit to Adam Corolla)"

"My friend got me a sweater for Christmas... I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but she did the trick."

"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."

"A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club."

"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"

"If I had a nickel for every time Robert Duvall squinted while wearing a cowboy hat... ...I'd have the same career as Robert Duvall."

"Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname."

"I used to steal jokes of comedians. I still do, but I used to too."

"The best way to dry off a wet baby is to leave him in a jar of rice overnight."

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."