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Joke of the Day
"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"
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"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"
"Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them."
"I ran into my old girlfriend at the airport, boy she has a lot of baggage."
"Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die."
"Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw ""911"" on the back and thought it was a Porsche."
"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"
"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"