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Joke of the Day

"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"

"The Democratic National Committee. That's it. That's the entire fucking joke."

"Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !"

"The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous Must be thinking about the flight home already."

"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""

"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"

"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"

"MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing."