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Joke of the Day

"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."

"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."

"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."

"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes."

"The sun will come out tomorrow, and unfortunately so will other people."

"I went to a paraplegic fundraiser It was crawling with pussy"

"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."

"Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset? He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock ""Whose there?"" Not Billy"

"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."

"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"