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Joke of the Day
"If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.."
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"What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow."
"Here's how pessimism works. It never works."
"A police joke knock knock"
"Do old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."
"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."
"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"
"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"
"Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !"