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Joke of the Day

"Responsible pet owners pick up their dog's poop. Cool pet owners pick their dogs up from the airport (after their doggy business trips)."

"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"

"mankind tried to Make Fire by banging 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold"

"Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal, and I would much rather be oatmeal brothers."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"

"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"

"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"

"How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin? Because he got nailed three times."

"password that you shouldn't use dick"

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"