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Joke of the Day
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"
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"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"
"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"
"How do you top a truck? tep on the brake tupid"
"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."
"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."
"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."
"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"
"What do you call a guy with diarrhea who just had his father committed to the insane asylum? A crap happy chappy with a slap happy pappy."
"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"