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Joke of the Day
"password that you shouldn't use dick"
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"So I asked my friend, ""I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"" Me:""What is he doing now?"" Friend: ""Nothing"" Me: ""But I thought he got the job!?"" Friend: ""Yes he did."""
"*sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*"
"I became a vegetarian switched to weed."
"I've fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me"
"Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks They replied yeah. I replied, ""I'm sorry for wasting your time..."" turned around and walked away awkwardly."
"[NSFW] How do you mount your virtual girlfriend? With a hard drive bae."
"I'm not racist I have a black president."
"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"
"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."