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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin? Because he got nailed three times."
Next Joke
"My wife wanted to spice up our sex life. So she asks me if I wanna have a threesome. I said, ""Sweetie. If I ever have sex with two women at the same time..... neither one is gonna be you."""
"*opens new donut shop called ""The Gym""* You're welcome."
"So I got into a fight with a midget the other day... He was stood next to my girlfriend and said her hair smells nice."
"Female Viagra has been around for years It's called money."
"Are you today's date? Because your 10/10."
"For each like, I'll take a shot on New Years..."
"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""
"So I decided to write a song about tortillas... Well, it's actually more of a wrap."
"My neighbors thought the tombstones in my yard were festive until they saw their pets' names scrawled on them."