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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"
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"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."
"@funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers"
"Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2. Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times"
"""""Dammit I'm Mad"" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it."""
"How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light? Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it."
"What's the difference between spit and swallow? A firm grip on the back of her head."
"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."
"Joke from my young cousin Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is black."
"What type of wrists are the scariest? Terror wrists."