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Joke of the Day
"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"
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"My friends think im a magician when I make chocolate disappear... But little do they know, i'v got a few Twix up my sleeve..."
"What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time? He screwed, nutted, and bolted."
"A joke my nephew told me How do ghost listen to music? With a bootooth"
"If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby."
"What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back."
"I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said 'hello from the other side'"
"Why are you all sweaty? I was watching cops"
"Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline? He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry."
"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."