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Joke of the Day

"Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal, and I would much rather be oatmeal brothers."

"The weather data was unclear."

"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."

"There is only one house song. It's 38,000 minutes long."

"The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother"

"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."

"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him."

"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."