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Joke of the Day

"Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal, and I would much rather be oatmeal brothers."

"So a pregnant patient came in to the hospital after a 'huge gush of fluid'... So I asked if el nino or la nina was coming."

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"

"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"

"Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car crash... And here comes the ambulance ""WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"""

"I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of ""Couch"" and ""Phone"" in the movie of my life."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer."

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."

"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"