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Joke of the Day

"Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded."

"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"

"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."

"4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape"

"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""

"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."

"ME: I've brought you a house-warming present ESKIMO: You idiot"

"I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops... but that seems counter productive"

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right. Me: yes, because if I thought you were right, I wouldn't be arguing..."

"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"