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Joke of the Day

"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""

"Vodka and I go together like falling down the stairs and getting fucked in my sleep."

"Thinking of starting a website that auto-tweets when you j/o. ""I'm the mayor of MY GARAGE on JERKSQUARE."""

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."

"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"

"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."

"What type of tea do babies drink? Tit tea "