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Joke of the Day
"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."
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"As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"You know what you call a marine with an IQ of 160 A platoon."
"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."
"The Patriots offered the Seahawks a chance to win the super bowl They said ""no thanks, we'll pass."""
"How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?? - hold a bingo !!"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."
"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."