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Joke of the Day

"4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape"

"Nothing says ""I m not interested"" quite as loudly as showing up for a date"

"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."

"[Sirens] Dude open the door! *barricading* How do i know you're not 1 of them?! Were you bit?! What?! Do you not know what a hurricane is?"

"Rape jokes aren't funny. They're always forced."

"What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? The Mercedes can easily reach 40."

"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."

"Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"So I got a manual on how to please a man. So far it's really come in handy."

"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"