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Joke of the Day
"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"
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"[1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*"
"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."
"Why did the plant cross the road? Cus it was being stalked!"
"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."
"I've set my hair on fire lighting a cigarette before, so I'm always impressed when the movie-hero walks away from an explosion unharmed."
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"
"Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky. Surely, you can't be Sirius."
"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."
"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"