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Joke of the Day
"ME: I've brought you a house-warming present ESKIMO: You idiot"
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"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."
"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"
"Can't remember the last time I said Happy Birthday using my actual voice."
"Her: You don't have to cook me dinner, we can just go out. Me *tossing a jellyfish in the air like pizza dough* No it's fine I don't mind.."
"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""
"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"
"You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road."
"Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)"
"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"