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Joke of the Day

"Cuban I asked my grandmother for ""something Cuban"" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar."

"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."

"I thought I fell in love with my blender ...but now I have mixed feelings"

"Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, ""Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?"" Then I wonder if it knows something I don't."

"So, I was sitting on a train across from a beautiful Thai girl. And all I could think was ""Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner."" And then she did."

"My boss asked why he didnt see me at work on halloween. I told him I went as god. I clearly was never there, and all the work that got done I did not do."

"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."

"My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her"