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Joke of the Day

"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade""."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"

"Knock knock Who's there? To To Who It's actually ""To Whom"""

"My new year's resolution is 640 x 480 This NYE I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated."

"For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts."

"bucket: a dirty limerick A horny young Scout, with a bucket, Caught a goose and proceeded to fuck it Far too roughly (it died), Took it home, had it fried, Cause he thought it'd wasteful to chuck it."

"What did the cheese go as for Halloween A muenster"