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Joke of the Day

"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."

"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."

"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""

"What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change."

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Every night, I take all of the singles out of my wallet, spread them on the bed, and pretend I was pretty that day."

"I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon. That's the last time I pay for a special delivery."

"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."