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Joke of the Day

"My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her"

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"

"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"

"I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon."

"The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing ""Stay With Me"" into a megaphone."

"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"

"How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales."

"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"

"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"