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Joke of the Day

"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk the cow for 14 years."

"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"

"Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with."

"Shit. Damn it. A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day."

"There are two types of people in life... Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest."

"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"

"An app that tells you how Raven something is."

"Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench when a little boy runs by. ""I'd love to screw that little kid,"" said the priest. The rabbi responds, ""Out of what?"""