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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."
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"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."
"What is the fastest cake in the world? Scone."
"Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself."
"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."
"Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?"
"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"
"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."
"I would like to go to Holland Wooden shoe"
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol."