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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a porn star who only does anal when she's drunk? Mullet. Business in the front and outdated by today's standards in the rear"

"If I were a shepherd, I would never take inventory of my flock for fear of falling asleep on the job."

"Whats the difference between your mom and a mosquito? (not for sensitive peeps) A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it"

"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."

"My wife and I were watching some Show jumping. She looked at one of the horses and cackled, ""Look at the cock on that thing!"" I said, ""Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."""

"My wife says I was wasted last night and honestly I don't think she's buying my story about having to be naked to guard the neighbors porch."

"The ultimate comfort food: a blanket made out of grilled cheese sandwiches."

"Trump won the presidency and 1... 2... POOF! The Mexicans were gone without a tres"

"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"

"""doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!"" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee"