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Joke of the Day

"""doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!"" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee"

"My daughter wanted to be a princess... ...so I got divorced, married a horrible woman with three ugly kids, and left them all to it."

"How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago..."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"

"I like my diamonds like I like my steak. Bloody"

"What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Crossfitter walk into a bar I only know that because they told everyone all about it within 2 minutes... and again..and again."

"Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?"

"And God said, ""Let there be light""... ..and American beer turned into water. And it was bad."

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"