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Joke of the Day
"Trump won the presidency and 1... 2... POOF! The Mexicans were gone without a tres"
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"Stops rape every time Consent"
"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."
"What's a good name for a cat? Catsper."
"People who put a shitload of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicles love to loudly refer to God as a ""she"" in public places."
"I bought a used BMW from a cannibal yesterday. It cost me an arm and a leg."
"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."
"Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is? Its called the greyscale"
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."
"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """