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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I were watching some Show jumping. She looked at one of the horses and cackled, ""Look at the cock on that thing!"" I said, ""Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."""

"Why did the accountant go crazy? He started to hear invoices in his head."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."

"Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you're saying."

"""Gotta wake up early"" *sets alarm for 5am* *wakes up at 4:55am to cancel alarm* *goes back to sleep*"

"If you had one match to light a kerosene lamp, fire place, wood-burning stove Which do you light first? The match"

"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"

"What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed? Hi sugar"

"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."