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Joke of the Day

"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"

"What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof? Poutina."

"all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins. no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it's gone"

"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."

"How do you fit 100 babies into a cup? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips."

"Does killing time damage eternity?"

"A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."

"I decided to write a joke about restraining orders. This is the closest I could get."