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Joke of the Day
"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."
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"What does a crook see with? Burglarize"
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes? He was up all last night wondering if there is a cunt."
"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""
"*checks watch* *gets up off toilet* I don't have time for this shit"
"Which country has the nicest children? Germany. German children are kinder."
"Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake."
"post and comment hey nice jokes"
"Sometimes I feel like a semi-colon I don't know where I belong ;"
"America leads the world in religious people who use 'bless your heart' as an insult."