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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."
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"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."
"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."
"All I'm saying is when I'm drunk in the backyard I still put my shirt on just like everyone else, one leg at a time..."
"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"
"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"
"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"
"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says... ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""