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Joke of the Day
"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"
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"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"
"What do Asians do when they have erections? They vote"
"Will I be able to drink with these? - First question when prescribed meds"
"The 7 Drug Habits Of High, Ineffective People"
"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."
"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."
"Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg? Neither. The rooster always comes first."
"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."
"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."