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Joke of the Day
"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"
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"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."
"Whats brown and sticky? A stick."
"Thousands of religions and you're damned if you choose incorrectly? There must be people in Hell asking,""So! What religion are you in for?"""
"Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians... Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs? Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting."
"Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for ""Chuck Norris' basement""."
"As I've gotten older, I've realized the world can be seen through a million perspectives. Mine and 999,999 wrong ones."
"A neutron walks into a bar... ...and asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""
"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."
"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"