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Joke of the Day
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"
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"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."
"wife: Feeling better? me: Yeah wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn't you? [flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation] me: No"
"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."
"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."
"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."
"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""