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Joke of the Day
"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."
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"The greatest plot twist of all time is in the Bible where, halfway through, God suddenly turns out to be nice."
"Did you hear the one about the woman with a breast implant made of wood? It would be funny if it had a punchline Wooden tit"
"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."
"My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please"
"a classics professor goes to a tailor... A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""
"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."
"[Gets on one knee] Margaret- [Pulls out ring] Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me."
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats."