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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"

"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"

"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."

"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."

"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."

"What do you call a perturbed grown-up? An addled adult"

"I spent ages trying to cross a busy road. Some passer-by said, ""There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."" I thought, ""I hope he's having better luck than me."""

"Being an adult is mostly hurrying up to get to places you didn't want to go in the first place."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."