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Joke of the Day
"I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath."
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"I love Halloween because I can buy 9 bags of Snickers and everyone thinks I'm going to pass them out to kids."
"Today a guest asked if we sold leggings for dogs (I'm not even kidding, this was a real request) I guess he owns a basic bitch"
"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"I'm Handsome If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome."
"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."
"Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say ""This guy looks like he wants extra cheese"" then please do."
"The Aluminati's plan... was foiled once again."
"What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine."