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Joke of the Day
"I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath."
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"What smells of cheese and is filled with holes? About 100 French people right now"
"Obamacare."
"Name please ""Yo-Yo Ma"" Your full name [quietly] ""Yoghurt-Yoghurt Marmalade"""
"A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints."
"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"
"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."
"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"
"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"
"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."