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Joke of the Day
"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"
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"My doctor says I can't have French bread anymore. What a pain."
"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"
"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!"
"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"
"Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt."
"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""
"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."
"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."