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Joke of the Day
"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"
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"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"
"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."
"*uses Oujia board* SMELLS LIKE UPDOG me: what's updog? NOT MUCH, DOG, JUST ABOUT TO POSSESS YOUR CAT me: what cat: what"
"Now that ""twerking"" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate."
"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."
"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"
"I can explain a paradox They sit right next to each other in the water"
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"
"The next time someone tells me they feel like a million bucks I'm going to try to deposit them into my checking account."