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Joke of the Day
"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."
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"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."
"If Obama was really Kenyan he would have won the race by now."
"What is a neck beard's favorite country? M'Laysia"
"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."
"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should have put it on aloha setting."
"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"
"Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space."