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Joke of the Day
"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."
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"Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick."
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"To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry."
"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."
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"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"
"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."