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Joke of the Day

"Why was the doctor forced to leave work early? The hospital ran all out of patience"

"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."

"I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay I still do but I used tutu."

"two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:""Dam"""

"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"

"I like my women like I like my coffee."

"Bread is just bread until you drop it on the floor. Then it's toast."

"What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!"

"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"

"I just call everyone viewers...... so I won't mistake their gender."