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Joke of the Day
"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"
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"Do you know how to make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"A man calls in sick... ""It's my eyes,"" he says. ""What's wrong with them?"" his boss asks. ""I just can't see myself coming to work today."""
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
"My girlfriend's ex won't leave her alone. I'd drive there and do something about it if my wife would just give me the keys."
"What do you call a Psychic Compromise? A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing."
"What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a trick question. Feminists haven't changed anything."